pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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(via gokuma)

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

(via butterflyinthewell)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via g8dtier)

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(via dirkception)

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

(via g8dtier)

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

(via g8dtier)

Let Me Tell You About Shipping

hetawholockvengerstuck:

You got your:

  • OTP’s
  • Your NoTP’s
  • Those ships you really love but aren’t your foremost worry
  • Those ships that you like but don’t care if they become canon
  • Your BroTP’s
  • Your OTP that you wouldn’t mind seeing as a BroTP
  • Your FUCKNoTP
  • Your crack ships
  • Your canon ships
  • Your various troll-romance ships
  • Your DeadTP
  • Your ThreeTP
  • Your Crossover ships
  • And that weird-ass ship that you’re sort of embarrassed about

(via imagineyourotp)

twelvegauge85:

katoto-gunso:

mrbutts:

twelvegauge85:

Starscream used to have striped, silver-tipped stilettos!

…so what you’re telling me here is

he has more than one pair?

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Yeah

OMG that’s so perfect! asdfghhjlkl;;

(via funnytransformers)

genderphobia:

virginsplayground:

cuts-and-cuts:

chuckiy:

pug-fugly:

saintemo:

Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.

Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE

yes. fucking yes.

THEYRE ALL SO POLITE

I love this awhhh c;

well fucking finally

(via officialprowl)

Look at my hands, Grimmy. You’re witnessing a sophisticated form of a military parley. It’s called a time out. It means no fighty-fighty.

Misfire to Grimlock (MTMTE #8)

(via arceeofficial)

(via magyks)

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

(via magyks)

(via centigrams)

#cats  

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

(via onecricket)

aeonmagnus:

Camping with no technology*.

(*Alien robots don’t count.)

(via homicidalcow)