i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life
I think it’s 911…
i think i live in england…
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
This is so important.
You got your:
- Your NoTP’s
- Those ships you really love but aren’t your foremost worry
- Those ships that you like but don’t care if they become canon
- Your BroTP’s
- Your OTP that you wouldn’t mind seeing as a BroTP
- Your FUCKNoTP
- Your crack ships
- Your canon ships
- Your various troll-romance ships
- Your DeadTP
- Your ThreeTP
- Your Crossover ships
- And that weird-ass ship that you’re sort of embarrassed about
Starscream used to have striped, silver-tipped stilettos!
…so what you’re telling me here is
he has more than one pair?
OMG that’s so perfect! asdfghhjlkl;;
Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.
Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE
yes. fucking yes.
THEYRE ALL SO POLITE
I love this awhhh c;
well fucking finally
Look at my hands, Grimmy. You’re witnessing a sophisticated form of a military parley. It’s called a time out. It means no fighty-fighty.
Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
Let’s play a game.
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