jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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lmoptfluisa:

La primera aparicion de Optimus Prime ante los humanos

The first appearance of Optimus Prime to human

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Overheard in Waitrose ›

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Found this Facebook page which I thought I would send in to you guys! I’m not sure if it’s already been posted on here or not but oh well, I thought it was quite funny…although I’m not sure how many of these ‘quotes’ are true or not but either way they’re a laugh! :)

cross-poison:

If you’re ever annoyed that your favourite anime or what ever has too many episodes

just a reminder

Here in Britain we have a soap opera that have been running for FIFTY THREE YEARS, showing at least one 30-minute episode almost daily.

Coronation Street has about 8200 episodes and is the longest running soap opera in the world.

There is still one character in it (Ken Barlow) who has been there since the original episode, played by William Roache, who is now EIGHTY ONE.

So if you think you have it pretty bad that your favourite show has too many episodes and will probably take too long to watch, then just imagine watching about 8200~, 30 minute episodes. That’s like 246000 minutes. 4100 hours.  According to my calculations, that’s just under 171 days of non stop watching.

#yep  

sky-quake:

Have a transparent Windblade for all your Windblade needs! 

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guttermech:

Axe Appreciation Post

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smoofsite:

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

WHAT

THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY

FUCK

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tamerobot:

You know what I was going to do today? … well, not this. Then I read Windblade #1 and I sort of had to, because they’re such great dorks.

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andrusi:

itswalky:

Batman trained for years to learn how to be the best at losing to Windblade.

Only two things can defeat Windblade: the shambling masses that represent a grave threat to humanity, and The Walking Dead.

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#cats  

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

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katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

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#cats  

tricotee:

bet you all thought I’d never finish the last one huh
(seeing as how I did the other ones years ago)

yeah me too

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